Design and text © 1996 - 2020 Jon Sandys. Thanks a lot. A teaspoon of it can blow up a tree stump. I mean, I nearly drowned! Dr. Leo Marvin: You think he's gone? Starring: Bill Murray, Charlie Korsmo, Julie Hagerty, Richard Dreyfuss. Fay: No, it wasn't. He let me go with no warning. [everybody laughs] Bob Wiley: Wait a minute, I haven't even told the joke yet! Just a reminder, if you tell anyone about what happened with Jonah last night, I'll destroy all of my writing and never play music again. Bob Wiley: Well, if I fake it then I don't have it. . [Calmly]I'm expecting a phone call. Mr. Guttman: She never says that. Phil: You could be right. But I'm not a shmuck Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and steal my family away just because you're crazy enough to be fun. Dr. Marvin: You think he's gone? Dr. Leo Marvin: I can't believe that I'm hearing this! the guy says "Sex." He bought our dream house. I don't pay any attention to what the 'Baltimore Sun' editorial page says about anything. Mr. Guttman: Hello, Dr. Marvin. Bob Wiley: Isn't this a breakthrough, that I'm a sailor? Dr. Marvin: Keep sailing, Bob! What's unfortunate about buying a pitcher for $12 million is that he carries no warranty. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of What About Bob. Baby step to four o'clock. But then, after I don't kill you, you'll show up again. Baby step to four o'clock. We worked a lifetime to save for down payment. My whole life passed before my eyes. Bob Wiley: There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. What About Bob? Mr. Guttman: He Won't see you? Mrs. Guttman: Burn in hell, Dr. Marvin. You turned a peaceful house into an insane asylum! I said good morning, Gil. There's no other solution. Edition. Add more and vote on your favourites! Voila! “- Dr. Leo Marvin: I want some peace and quiet! The house looks nice. Siggy: Maybe I'm in mourning for my lost childhood. The rope for the fish jar hanging around his neck is twisted around once or twice. And Richard Dreyfuss is flawless as the world’s most pompous psychiatrist. Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback. I sail! You won't go away. Bob: I know Minh, just give me a moment. The doctor draws a car, owl, "Sex, sex, sex". Bob Wiley: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch! I sail now? Well, we'll show you where he lives. When Leo accompanies his wife Fay, his daughter Anna, and his son Siggy to a peaceful New Hampshire lakeside cottage for a month-long vacation, Leo thinks he's been freed from Bob. We have a "baby" schedule to keep. He's not gone! Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is. Entertainment Weekly is a registered trademark of Meredith Corporation All Rights Reserved. 30 essential albums from the last 30 years. [The customer hangs up] Thank You. Mrs. Guttman: The son of a bitch. Lily Marvin: You think Prozac is a mistake? You can unsubscribe at any time. When the unstable Bob befriends the other members of Marvin's family, it pushes the doctor over the edge. Web. Bob Wiley: Well, with this kind of manic episode, I would think Librium might be a more effective management tool. “I’m sailing! Just look, I'm in really bad shape! The film received positive reviews and was a box office success. Dr. Leo Marvin: Catherine that's easy for you to say. — Bob Wiley (Bill Murray), having a “breakthrough” with the daughter of his psychiatrist, Dr. Leo Marvin (Richard Dreyfuss), whose vacation he crashes in What About Bob? Bob Wiley: Good morning Gil. Bob Wiley: Isn't this a breakthrough, that I'm a sailor? Be clear about what you want to get and systematically reward it. Is this hand-shucked?”, “Hi, I'm Bob. When Bob is in the coffee shop waiting on the call from Dr. Marvin he chases an older man away from the phone. Start from scratch with Jesus every day and then be picky about what you add to your life. The man is human crazy glue! Siggy: I mean, my dad just dropped me in the water. He won't see me, that's why I'm waiting for the phone call. Involuntarily shouting out profanities? © Copyright 2020 Meredith Corporation. You're just saying you will! Bob Wiley: Well, with this kind of manic episode, I would think Librium might be a more effective management tool. Son of a bitch. You won't go away. Bob Wiley: Baby step to four o'clock. Leo expects to mesmerize his family with his prowess as a brilliant husband and remarkable father who knows all there is to know about instructing his wife and raising his kids. Bob Wiley: Excuse me, Phil, but with these particular symptoms, is Prozac the right choice? Bob Wiley: Excuse me Phil, but with these particular symptoms, is Prozac the right choice? All Rights Reserved. Siggy: [the Marvins have told Bob to leave, and they are saying farewells] Goodbye, green-puking pissant! Bob Wiley: Baby step to four o'clock. Continuity mistake: In the scene where Dr. Marvin tells Bob to "take a vacation from his problems", there are white sailboats on the lake in back of Bob but when the scene shifts back to Dr. Marvin, the boats are gone, then they once again, magically reappear. I’m sailiiiiiing!” — Bob Wiley (Bill Murray), having a “breakthrough” with the daughter of his psychiatrist, Dr. Leo Marvin (Richard Dreyfuss), whose vacation he crashes in What About Bob? You're just saying you will, so that when I don't kill you, you'll show up again and make everyone else in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a shmuck. NO, NO! When the unstable Bob befriends the other members of Dr. Leo's family, it pushes the doctor over the edge. I said, good morning, Gil.”, “What if I'm looking for a bathroom, I can't find one, and my bladder explodes?”, “Oh, Fay, this is so scrumptious. There's no other solution. My whole life flashed before my eyes. Dr. Leo Marvin: Hahaha, Monday we'll eat Gil and Tuesday Bob. in 1991. But I'm not a schmuck, Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and take my family away from me, just because you're crazy enough to be fun. Dr. Leo Marvin: Keep sailing, Bob. Dr. Leo Marvin: You understand right? In the scene where Dr. Marvin tells Bob to "take a vacation from his problems", there are white sailboats on the lake in back of Bob but when the scene shifts back to Dr. Marvin, the boats are gone, then they once again, magically reappear. — Bob Dylan Bob Wiley: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch... bastard, douche-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead! Keep telling yourself that Bob… Dr. Leo Marvin: Why are you always wearing black? I sail now? You were wonderful, sweetie. Bob Wiley: What if I'm looking for a bathroom, I can't find one, and my bladder explodes? Bob Wiley: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. Dr. Leo Marvin: That's good, KEEP SAILING BOB! Julie Hagerty plays Kathryn Erbe's mother in the film, even though in real life she's only 10 years older than Erbe. Siggy: Yeah. the guy says "sex". Dr. Leo Marvin: All's I want is some peace and quiet! Bob Wiley: You ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? The camera cuts away from him then back to him and then the rope is twisted around seven or eight times. I sail? Dr. Leo Marvin: Why exactly are you doing this? Bob: Shit-eating-son-of-a-bitch... bastard, douche-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead, bitch! I’m sailing! Siggy: I mean, my Dad just dropped me in the water, without warning me first. Dr. Leo Marvin: No, you won't. Lily Marvin: You think Prozac is a mistake? Something is wrong with America. Well, we'll show you where he lives. Mr. Guttman: Hello, Dr. Marvin. Love is always picky about what it says. I'll rewrite the prescription. Dr. Leo Marvin: You do understand, Bob, don't you? Filed Under: guide Tagged With: famous movie quotes Editorially Created. Quotes.net. Bob Wiley: what if I'm looking for a bathroom, I can't find one... and my bladder explodes? is a 1991 American black comedy film directed by Frank Oz and starring Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfuss. "What About Bob? What is it with you and this death fixation? Contact me | Privacy policy | Join the mailing list | Links. Quotes." He's never gone! Dr. Leo Marvin: No you won't. There's no other solution. Bob Wiley: I will. That's the whole point, He's never gone! I mean, I nearly drowned. Here are 8 of the funniest moments: #8. Bob Wiley: There are two types of people in this world: those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't. My whole life flashed before my eyes. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Siggy: It was still grim. Bob Wiley: What are you doing with the gun, Dr. Marvin? STANDS4 LLC, 2020. I’m sailing!… I’m sailing! Comments Close I mean, I nearly drowned! The best quotes from What about Bob? A friend doesn't just say things; a friend does. Bob Wiley: If I fake it, then I don't have it. Bob: Well, that'll be easy. (1991). Dr. Leo Marvin: You understand, don't you? https://www.quotes.net/movies/what_about_bob?_quotes_12506. [to everyone else] Thanks everybody, I really appreciate Also, uh If I... loose consciousness or black out or something explodes, would you tell Dr Marvin when he calls that I was here... Mr. Guttman: Yeah. “Good morning, Gil. Finally, the What About Bob script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfuss movie. Bob: Baby step on the bus, baby step on the bus... Driver: Last bus to Lake Winapinasaukee, Bob! Involuntarily shouting profanity? Bob: You will? Bob Wiley: I see salt and I see pepper, but I don't see a salt substitute. One teaspoon of this stuff can blow up a, “- Dr. Leo Marvin: Why are you always wearing black?

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